Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 18, 2018

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    Averagemoe  over 6 years ago

    Then it says tap dance to the rock. And there’s a note on that direction that says “Yes, we really mean it.”

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 6 years ago

    The instructions PRECISELY said “THE” tree, not all trees.

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    codycab  over 6 years ago

    Guess they won’t be making it. Thanks for your “help”, Dakota.

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    asrialfeeple  over 6 years ago

    Dakota is known for her detailed directions, I see.

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    “It is best to follow directions PRECISELY.”

    NOT when the directions are IMprecise.

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    WaitingMan  over 6 years ago

    If you followed the directions “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” on a shampoo bottle exactly, you would get stuck in an eternal loop.

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    imjustlurking  over 6 years ago

    I hope it’s not the Forest of No Return

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    L Ron Pony  about 6 years ago

    It isn’t always best. Following directions precisely is how I ended up in Waumbeck Junction, New Hampshire.

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