Herman by Jim Unger for July 25, 2018

“Where’s the car?”

“Polar Bears got it.”

“Riding with Mom is more interesting than riding with you.”

And we really wish she’d park somewhere else!

It’s better than the lion’s den.

I see J. K. Simmons in a new Allstate ad.

But it’s not her fault. She honked the horn! (with apologies to Rodney Dangerfield)

Let’s leave her there.

For a (very) brief moment, I pictured a giant mother needing a tow truck to get out of the enclosure.

" Next time she calls….Don’t Answer ! "

That’s what she gets for taking driving lessons from Loretta Lockhorn.

Lady comes in to tell her husband the car won’t start and she believes their is water in the carburetor.

You don’t know anything about cars! How would you know if it has water in the carburetor? I’ll go take a look at it. Where is it?

In the pool.

But just showing Mom with the penguins wouldn’t be nearly as funny.