Herman by Jim Unger for July 27, 2018

“Eat your meat before it beats it.”

“I want you kids to eat every bean & pea on your plate!”

“Why do some of the raisins in my pie have wings?”

Always choose the lesser of two weevils!

Jack Aubrey

Does she have a fly swatter or a spatula? I guess it doesn’t matter. She should have a pea shooter.

I think it’s a spatula she intends to use as a fly swatter. You think she would have learned her lesson when she tried to use the fly swatter to flip her eggs.

You mean the one with the legs?

If it walks away, you won;t have to eat it.

If it was a restaurant, the waitress would say “No extra charge for the protein.”

I’ve heard of “Shoo Fly Pie” but, “Shoo Fly Peas”? ;o}

Well, you’re the one who wanted “garden fresh” vegetables !

Could be a late June Bug.

I still say it was half a cooked slug in the peas in the company cafeteria and not a single mushroom slice.