Strange Brew by John Deering for July 28, 2018

So why the long face, then?

Is she engaged something horse?

And that’s the end of the mews.

Wink wink, say no more!

However, I can confirm that she ain’t what she used to be.

That’s what you get for horsing around!

That’s some slip-shod reporting.

She had a bad foal but is resting comfortably now.

Probably lots of Phillies fans in that room, too.

Ah, the stable genius . . .

“You herd it here first.”

I’m here to report the Mayor is a horse’s azz.

Fake media.

His name was Elmer. No one liked him anyway.

Mayor Mare?

Straight from the horse`s mouth.

But she’ll soon be put out to pasture.

Hee-haw!

Oh, shoot!