Herman by Jim Unger for July 31, 2018

Sorry, pal, you’re the cheapest thing in the place!

Classy joint!

Try the soup kitchen at the church.

Maybe not but judging by the size of the portions there should be.

Haven’t been handed a menu with a number that didn’t have a zero behind it in years.

There’s a slice of sauteed grizzle.

Well, he’s a fun date.

wouldn’t find that at a hot dog cart

I think I will just have a glass of tap water.

Several fast food joints have dollar items on the menu and some ,even have 99cent menus! However, they do not have linen table cloths and hand out menus! ;o}

“I may not have brought enough money. Are you any good at washing dishes?”