Pickles by Brian Crane for August 26, 2018

a prescription you may not want to take an overdose of….

as a great-grandson and grandnephew of some pharmacists, that’s not very funny, Earl

Nice try Earl.

“But that’s what I’m trying to cure.”

Not in this lifetime.

No bright colored warning labels ? Like must take with food………

I’m too sexy for my pills.

We all think our women are sexy,always only see the best of them,love is blind to age

Get a magnifying glass.

“Side effects may include itchy eyes, loss of balance, frequent urination, and lycanthropy.”

It’s the little things that say " I love you"

Pills are nice but liqueur is quicker.

You’re in bad, baaad shape when you have to take your glasses OFF to see better. Like Judge Robert Rosenberg in Florida during the 2000 election recount.

Earl’s bottle has the warning “May cause goofy romanticism.”

I use my phone to read really small print. Take a picture, and blow it up to read.

Mr. Crane: Please print the name of the medication. Of course, it is for a friend…

I think it’s funny!

They both need bifocals or reading glasses.

My wife and I are old, I no longer wear glasses due to cataracts in both eyes, my wife wears bifocals, yet, in order to read the tiny script on OTC or Rx meds, we always turn to the magnifying glass to read them