Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 15, 2018

seriously, Woodstock, wear a helmet!

Snoopster, might wanna go Nerf here. Just sayin’. ;-)

That must leave poor Woodstock feeling crushed!

This is why the Jets have been sucking since Joe Namath retired. They keep getting garbage players for the garbage picks they wind up with in the NFL Draft.

What did you expect, he told Snoopy to throw him a bomb.

I have seen less flat bird roadkill.

I don’t think Woodstock would even qualify as Mr. Irrelevant.

How many lives do you think Woodstock has?

and he’s still the second best player on the team!

on the plus side, the jets are now interest in him as an improvement.

Ow.

Charles Schulz drew essentially this same strip with Snoopy thinking in the final panel: “bad hands.”

Woodstock would be lucky to make the practice squad.

Note to self: Don’t participate in any sport where the ball is bigger than I am.

Mr. Irrelevant.

Woodstock is wishing that Snoopy was playing Joe Cool, and the football was a frisbee……..

Ouch.

That bonk might explain some of those aggressive little birds who show up at the bird feeder.

Should have remained undrafted…

Between Charlie Brown and Woodstock the football sure does not like them

Ann Landers (remember her?) used to say…

“50% of the doctors graduated in the bottom half of the class.”

The tryouts for the Animal Football League are rough indeed. #go_birds

Ouch, that looked like it hurt.