Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 16, 2018

Why don’t you just go riot in the streets. That’s what the rest of the people do to avoid work and class.

Never grant to other people the power to decide how you feel. In the end, you decide how you feel.

It’s not about ruling the world, it’s about not letting the world rule you.

Don’t get that whole red/blue fight thing. Around here the Fat Tier Belgian Style Ale (New Belgian Brewing, Ft Collins, CO) has red caps and Moose Drool Brown Ale (Big Sky Brewing, Missoula, MT) has blue caps. They get along just fine in the refrigerator and both get used up at about the same rate. (And you can stuff the redneck comments.)

Don’t worry, pal. A hundred ‘somebodies’ will tell you before another minute has passed

Leave your phone off until after breakfast, at least.

I’m not so sure that lighting up a cigarette first thing in the morning is more toxic than firing up the phone

I can’t imagine anything that would stun me anymore, and I don’t think I want to try.

Just do what I do. Make a chore wheel and associate a specific outrage with each chore. You will come to associate each unpleasant task with a specific outrage. It will greatly enhance your ability to sustain an outrage. If your outrage should last more than four hours, or sudden blindness occurs, take a break.