Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 05, 2018

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    Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago

    All that’s left is herring and Brussels sprouts on a stick, and mashed asparagus potatoes in a cone.

    The other kids are trying to be brave about it, but they’re really not fooling anyone.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m not sure why they needed to put that 200 Watt bass speaker on the back of the ice cream truck. I don’t think this driver is going to last very long.

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    painedsmile  over 6 years ago

    It wasn’t until I grew up that I realized how much of a rip-off that ice cream truck was. It reminds me of the nickname for the grocer Whole Foods: Whole Paycheck. My grandmother used to buy us kids stuff from the truck and I remember lots of paper money and a multitude of coins being counted. Jeez. We could have gone to the Piggly Wiggly and bought six drumsticks for the price of one or two.

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    painedsmile  over 6 years ago

    That little boy doesn’t seem upset. He just repeats. Oh and, by the way, that’s a nice lie, Mama. The ice cream truck being out of ice cream when it plays “Turkey in the Straw”. Good one. Too bad I didn’t use that lie on my little brother. He would be in tears every time he heard that blasted truck patrolling our neighborhood like a pedophile on parole.

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    Radish...   over 6 years ago

    She’s a cruel, cruel woman, and cheap too!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Mama saved a buck today.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 6 years ago

    I scream, you scream,

    “OUTTA ICE CREAM ?” ….

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    coltish1  over 6 years ago

    It wasn’t very long after that that the boy’s lament morphed into, Out I scream: MAMA!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 6 years ago

    Mama got stiffed by ice cream man when the nickel bag was really just alfalfa …what?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 6 years ago

    @painedsmile

    I believe that’s why the ice cream trucks hereabouts play the theme to “The Sting”.

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    6turtle9  over 6 years ago

    Someone’s been watching to much Elmer Fudd; next he’ll be telling us that Fwag Apwause in Wame.

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    She is obviously bears ill-humor to the Good Humor Man. Something about not wanting to lick the stick….

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    Radish...   over 6 years ago

    Even after years of therapy he is still chasing the ice cream truck he was denied in childhood.

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    nathanbtlr  over 6 years ago

    Good one, Teresa. Too bad the dang truck doesn’t move faster!

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Such fibs come from the mouths of moms with no money for ice cream. How sad for the Little Ones!

    Once upon a time, when I was overseas and the summer was horridly hot, the ice cream vendor was as appreciated as my Guardian Angel!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 6 years ago

    @INGSOC

    Bitter, or otherwise?

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    The dwivew of the ice cweam twuck was dwiving ewwatically, the dwivew must take a sobwiety test..

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    Top with extra almonds please..

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    The Old Wolf  over 6 years ago

    who can still hear the ice cream truck music in their heads after all these years?

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