Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 06, 2018

Only the first day of school and already Danae is in denial mode

Pegged it.

I have a similar disease. I got it from my dad.

Danae is the black sheep of the family with shades of purple and a third eye forming up as she transitions to the odd ball sheep of the family.

Fake Grades!!!

Everyone has DDS, they are all crazy, just ignore them.

You’re the only sane one in the whole world.

Doctor of Dental Surgery? One way to get her to stop talking.

So, Danae is the new Trump? Actually, the first Google result for me was “Doctor of Dental Surgery.”

All she has to do is get a few “hey she was right” results under her belt and soon they will start beliving her or should. Just like with President Trump. Now with this NY Times op-ed he can say that there is finally proof of the deep state, too.

6:45 CDT here and the words “derangement syndrome” have created three references to Trump. So it is going to be another day in Crazytown.

Doctor of Dentistry Surgery?

I’ve always found said acronym to be deeply and unintentionally ironic.

Ah yes…Danae wants to blame it ALL on someone else…just like ANOTHER well-known prevaricator we all know and despise…

subtle Wiley, very subtle. good story arc that gets the message across without being shrill

This is a great comic strip when he stays away from politics!

Projections are not necessarily reliable. Consider this famed quote: In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year. Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the Old Oolitic Silurian Period, just a million years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi River was upwards of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing-rod. And by the same token any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long, and Cairo and New Orleans will have joined their streets together, and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.- Life on the Mississippi

You won’t find DDS searching Google because,

a) it’s listed as “Donald Derangement Syndrome,” and

b) it’s embraced mostly by conservatives.

There’s a legacy: leave office with a mental illness named after you.

Danae is quite educated! She is fluent in sarcasm.

If they could only find a way to distill sanity and bottle it remedy that can restore people’s sense of reality. One drop to wake you up. Two to make you see things clearly. Three to make you weep with shame. Anymore will result in a reality overdose (and possible suicide), so use responsibly.

So true. TDS means trump is the one who’s deranged. But he’s too stupid to realize that.