Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 15, 2018

Let’s stick with the previous news story.

I’m not liking this new one-size-fits-all style of horoscope.

Well, if you’re here reading this, that is a given. News? No. Other News … maybe, maybe not.

Air Waves?

From my perspective … it’s all about YOU … there, I feel better now … my voices tell me so … HEY, get off my lawn you interloper … aarrrgh, gag, choke ….

Live smelly broadcasting, man what crawled up you and died?

Honey, what channel is the exhaust fan?

Right.

And the bad news is?

I’m just here for the weather.

That’s old news.

I’ll be fine in a moment. It’s just gas.

If I wasn’t seriously out of step with reality I wouldn’t be here.

He certainly looks smart enough for us to believe.

Projection from a person with bad eyesight. Trust no one.

All but one of my ex-wives would agree.

I prefer to think what’s wrong with me is light comedy.

Some would say, the only thing wrong with me is you.

1. There is nothing wrong with me. 2. How did YOU find out about it ?

My alternate personalities have advised me not to discuss this.

Yes, yes there is.

What makes yew so certain.?

Because I am switching to the news after a day of watching every Gilligan’s Island rerun?

Like, I’m going to stick around and be insulted by some squishy-looking guy in a black straitjacket?! Ha! You, sir, are delusional, as your keepers undoubtedly already know. Be gone! Do not becloud my Froglandia!

♫There’s something wrong with the world today, that everybody knows is right.♫