Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 22, 2018

Hmmm… this is starting to sound like an intervention. But the real problem will be that if ALL of her boyfriends, girlfriends,and husbands show up, they’re gonna need a bigger room!

Bet that there is a big sag in someone’s bed. But whose?

Bet she has group sex every night.

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And then the party started!

Aw, just another dog and pony show.

Then someone wanders through the club: “Programs! Programs! Can’t tell who’s hooked up with who without programs!”

Sounds like she needs to join in and even up the odds a little bit.

Whoa! Sounds like a group grope getting started.

Like at conventions; I suggest name tags.

Wow, she really gets around!

I’m confused. Which one is your brother?

And…IS THAT MY DOG?

“And why didn’t anyone invite me to the orgy?”

Every gold digger’s nightmare

Menage a cinque?

Hollywood?

Okay, John, truly hilarious, thanks!

Reminds me of a line from the hip-hop group Drop City Yacht Club song “Cricket”:

Yeah, I heard you had a boyfriend and stuff

and I was just callin’ to tell you that it’s cool

cuz my other girlfriend got one too.

♪ He’s got a girlfriend ♪

♪ That looks like a boyfriend ♪

♪ That I had in February of last year… ♪

What a Wh***!

Time for some group sex!