Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 22, 2018

Some Pig!

Teresa must have seen the comment about polishing turds!

That certainly has been done.

Nice centerfold pose.

Figurative turd. Actual truffle.

Being kind of hard on Kanye, and the Kardashians, aren’t you? Two thumbs up.

TRUTH!

The last two populist presidents that we have had have done horrible damage.

Megastar Turds.

I will guess that marketing is not covering his behind.

Lucky he’s not featuring in Sweet and Sour Pork today.

So Teresa … are YOU marketing …?

Madonna?

You only have to fool the trend-setting minority. The herd majority who want to be like them will follow automatically. Well, usually. Sometimes, a thing is just so contrary to good taste and lacking in all utility or merit that even the Fabulous Flavors of the Day are unable to carry it to popularity.

Turds have red eyes? Maybe this indicates blood in the stool or it’s a flash from an old-timey flash bulb?

Just when you think every disgusting comment to be made and been made, then I read another one even more disgusting. You guys have really surpassed all expectations today. No one Teresa fan base is mainly male.

What’s the difference between a superstar and a megastar? (Not a joke with a punchline coming. A real question.)

Cue the neon Coca Cola™ sign flashing off and on …

off and on …

off and on …

The blinker on the car at the beginning of the “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” movie.

WV IS VIRGINIA WOLF INITALS BACKWARDS.

Beware, the power of marketing! He stinketh, lord! Something is rotten in the state of Froglandia!

Please pick up after your cartoon. $30 fine for non-compliance.

I thought it was money talks and shit walks?

Is poop the theme on GoComics today? I’ve read at least two other strips today (maybe the other one was on another site) that had crap as a theme.

I like that pose. Strike a pose!

I hate the word “turd”. It sounds awful. I never say it. (I wrote it, which doesn’t count.)