Kliban by B. Kliban for September 17, 2018

Then we’re good, since I was about to tell you that you had carrots in your ears.

Where can I get some’f what Kliban smoked?

Harvey!

My neighborhood is sadly lacking a Hardw store. They seem to be quite popular in Kliban’s world.

Get cancer like he did and have your oncologist write a prescription. Of course in his day you could not get that with a prescription. BTW, his widow married Bill Bixby and shortly thereafter he died of cancer.

Google was completely useless in learning how to pronounce a hard ‘w’.

" A Pooka put them there ! "

They’re good for your night hearing.

If that rabbit gets hungry, he’ll be lucky to have ears.

BUNNY!!!

AAAAA!!!