Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 12, 2018

Must weigh up the side effects of the drugs against their affects on the problem being treated.

“Stop taking Urlastass if you stop breating, wake up dead or in a coma….”

First they try to scare one into believing that even normal conditions, such as having hair are deadly, then they try to convince one that the possibility of death is only a minor side effects among the 78 others on the list. Then to ease the pain, they offer Oxycontin or an opioid for pain that you never had.

What a wonderful thing is business

In all its permutation

Much money is spent attempting to

Avoid all regulation.

Then they lie to scare you

Until you get to where you

Will die from agitation

The makers of oxycontin, after helping to kick start a serious addiction crisis are now set to profit from a drug to treat opiate withdrawal. Only in (Republican and corporate whore Democrat) America.

Better get an auctioneer.

Never read the list of possible side effects. You’ll get them all. ;)

Warning: slimy aliens may burst out of the chests of some users – please consult your doctor.

Beware…the cure could be worse than the disease.

The fundamental rule of analysis is always to ask “Compared to what?”. DDT is banned in the US because of its harmful side effects. But it’s widely used in Africa, where the alternative is malaria.

The “cures” are deadlier than the “disease”!;o{

Some of the Ablify (Aripiprazole) Side Effects:

Digestive tract distress, heartburn, nausea, vomiting, constipation, incontinence

Weight gain, increased appetite

Headache, dizziness, lightheadedness

Anxiety, agitation, restlessness, tremor, akathisia: uncontrollable urge to move or pace

Insomnia, fatigue, sedation

Dry mouth, excessive salivation, drooling

Blurred vision

Arthritis, muscle pain

Elevated cholesterol

Fever (a potentially life-threatening symptom requiring immediate medical attention)

Tardive dyskinesia, uncontrollable muscle movements, lip smacking, grimacing, neck twisting

Stroke, transient ischemic attack (TIA)

Low blood pressure, especially when standing, dizziness

Diabetes, elevated blood sugar

Seizures

Irregular heart rhythms, palpitations,

Pancreatitis, gall bladder problems

Blood disorders

Low sodium, high potassium

Worsening depression, suicidal thoughts.

Sorry, this just isn’t funny.

Direct marketing of pharmaceuticals… another side effect of insufficiently restrained capitalism. Good thing most of the developed world noticed and made it illegal.