Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 30, 2018

This is, of course, the perfect way to explain the question of “pumpkin spice”.

Once again, we are forever in your debt, Teresa!

I for one, am glad we have that cleared up. Now, can you explain why that aftershave is called “Old Spice?”

Is it because the aftershave is old, or because the spice is old — and therefore less effective?

Enquiring minds seek lame answers…

Well Jack my Lantern and stroke the Dawn’s early TV light. Spread all over me.

Mrs. Frankostein swallowed a pumpkin seed, now my pumpkin in her middle.

Is it me or please pass the pumpkin pie Teereisea. ;-) Love to Love You

Happy Mary Shelley’s birthday, y’all!

I think I now understand why The Spice Girls did not include a girl known as “Pumpkin spice”.

This pumpkin spice latte pie is delicious, Grandma. Grandma whispers to her grandchildren, It’s just pumpkin..

Thank you, Edgar. Now who was riding that dark stallion in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and why did he try so hard to stop Ichabod from getting the carriage back by midnight?

It’s Fronkensteen.

This begs the question, why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Jalapeño Pineapple Chutney.

The gas stations are shifting from summer blend gasoline to pumpkin spice.

Gawd ! It’s still August and they’ve brought out the damned pumpkin spice !

“Now get back in there and finish my latte!”

spice spice spice staY AWAKE

Does this mean that Teresa is NOT the turd!? Word.

In the beginning, there was the word, and it was lame. On the second day, Teresa created the turd, but the turd was lonely, so Teresa created the commentor; and then all hell broke loose.

https://www.gocomics.com/saturday-morning-breakfast-cereal/2015/12/02

This is an analogy worthy of the SAT.

So the spice would be the creature reanimated from dead criminals.

Pumpkin and spice, Dr. Frank and monster, pie and monster spice…see what I did there ?

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, was published in 1818. The monster is 200 years old.

I leave such exegesis to the Frankenstein/monster experts. But I note that I sprinkled a houfta of nutmeg on the ham steak I ate the other day, and it made me think of pumpkin pie. And that’s not even one of my favorite pies.I like pi, too (as every schoolboy knows, pi are square)….

I’ve never liked pumpkin pie spices.

Who is he pointing at?

Gourdy.