Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 14, 2018

What an off remark.

What an off remark.

Just work your way up…. barista, sommelier, road sweeper…..

soda’s not all I jerk.

I hear there are apprenticeships available on the fishing boats for baiters.

Thanks, John, very clever.

Love what you did with the text on this one, John … very funny.

On the 10th anniversary of its implosion, I’m imagining the many Lehman Brothers employees who must’ve had similar conversations at some point in their careers.

That was the last straw…apparently.

Always aim high!

I can’t help breaking into song…..“Dear kindly social worker, They say go earn some dough. Like be a soda jerker, Which means I’d be a schmo. It’s not I’m anti-social, I’m only anti-work. Gloryosky! That’s why I’m a jerk!”

John: Funniest hi-jack of a classic cartoon picture, yet! Kudos!

I think she’s right, John; he’s already there; but, in his defense, he DOES have SOME ambition.

In the original art, why is he sticking around and being used? But, I’ll bet several cups of coffee he wins in the end.

Bazinga!

Go work at the pier and help fishermen put worms on their hooks. You start out as a Junior Baiter, then you become a Senior Baiter. And then after many years of HARD work an experience, you become a Master Baiter (Masturbator).

those two look kind of old to be featured in an edition of “High School Romance”

are they faculty members?