Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 6 years ago

    Remember to play the lottery when you go to buy the cheese.

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    whataboytjiex2  about 6 years ago

    THERE"S ALWAYS CATCH, EH PIG!

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    gocomics  about 6 years ago

    Another example of Pig’s obsession with cheese: http://pbs3.referata.com/wiki/Pig%27s_Cheese_Fetish

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    alaskajohn1  about 6 years ago

    Wonderful! We can have a ham and cheese sandwich.

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    AtariDragon  about 6 years ago

    Knækbrød, Danablu, and Carlsberg.

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    Bilan  about 6 years ago

    With either plan, he’ll retire happy. But with Plan B, he’ll retire a lot sooner.

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    But eating cheese can be hard work!

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    wiatr  about 6 years ago

    I like cheese.

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    gbars70  about 6 years ago

    That’s fine, but what’ya do if you’re lactose intolerant like me?

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    the lost wizard  about 6 years ago

    Plan B. Let the government look after me. It’s their responsibility not mine.

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    glowing-steak32  about 6 years ago

    I like Munster the most.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Retirement plan. Buy lotto tickets. Most people’s plan. Will being eating lots of govt cheese.

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    Breadboard  about 6 years ago

    Yes Pig one must work at something to be a success……Do you have any whine/wine to go with that cheese ?

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    Alien-X  about 6 years ago

    Pig’s back up plan makes more sense.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    A whole lot of people work long hours every day of the week, and don’t make millions, or anything close to it.

    The United States is not a meritocracy. We like to pretend it is, but it isn’t.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Plan B: Chill, and hope they tax the rich more.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 6 years ago

    2) Reuse more paper.

    3) Put “erasers” on the shopping list.

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    johndifool  about 6 years ago

    Welp, he could open his own cheese shop (with no actual cheese in it)…

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    Kaputnik  about 6 years ago

    The plan is clearly incomplete. There should at least be crackers.

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    JG1  about 6 years ago

    You missed the “?” step.

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    JudyAz  about 6 years ago

    Long as it isn’t head cheese…

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    Herb L 1954  about 6 years ago

    I love most cheeses.Had to make Limburger sandwiches for Dad,on Rye,with a slice of onion.Sorry,Dad.I won’t even try that ;(

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    hariseldon59  about 6 years ago

    It takes more than hard work to get a new business off the ground. You really need to have the necessary skills, a certain amount of business savvy, make connections with the right people, etc. As they say today, ‘work smarter, not harder’.

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    posstockhoarder  about 6 years ago

    That was a gouda one!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    LMAO!

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    B UTTONS  about 6 years ago

    Plan for lunch:

    BLT – Bacon (cheese infused), Lettuce and Tomato – sandwich

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    Agapostemon  about 6 years ago

    Or you could save a high fraction of your income, invest the difference, and retire before age discrimination gets you.

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Interesting that I should read this strip after having my morning coffee with a ciabatta roll and both cheddar and Gouda. Here’s to hoping for the best! (Suppose I should buy a lottery ticket now…)

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    Fenshaw  about 6 years ago

    The Millennial Man plans for success.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 6 years ago

    Cotswold is a Double Gloucester with chopped onions and chives blended into the cheese. It’s one of my all-time favorites!

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Pig is practical. And that’s sad. And it’s sad that that’s sad….

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    Brain Pudding  about 6 years ago

    Ah cheese. SUCH a reliable friend!

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    CalLadyQED  about 6 years ago

    At least he’s honest.

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