Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 01, 2018

She makes a fetching wench. No wonder the Wiz is in lust.

They might not make it to Oktoberfest now.

Don’t go, in Germany they don’t like fake dresses.

I wonder if her corset will break before the day’s over.

Oooh! Nice – new edition Blanche?

Just as long as you don’t leave Blanche foaming over. Remember Wiz, you like your wife stout not bitter. So Mr. Wizard, don’t be draft when you go to the Oktoberfest. That way, when you are done, Ale’s well that ends well.

Be still my heart

First time she hasn’t made him blanch!

You go girl! You’ve still got it!

Push’em up and out.

She may still have it, but he’s so old now that he’s probably happier to see her two mugs than her two jugs…

I always wanted to try one of those dresses. I do find it odd that Blanche just happened to have one lying around.

watch out for the magic wand

Who knew that Blanche had the figure to pull off a dirndl (although German women actually wear a short-sleeved blouse to go along with them)?

And now we know why The Wiz fell in love with Blanche.

Wow, Frau!

Whoa…. Who knew?

Oktoberfest – sometimes referred to as “Confirmation Hearings”…

I just went to our local Ren Fest last Saturday – went in garb – skirt, off shoulder blouse and bodice. It is fun.

Is Wiz excited about the dress or the two steins?

Not a bad look for her.

Wiz remembers why he married Blanche…

Something tells me they will be late to the fest.

How on earth did Blanche get into that? Those laces must’ve been pulled with a two ton come-along winch.

Wow! Blanche has lost weight.

A good corset can work wonders!!

I was at Octoberfest in Munich a number of years ago…. The president of the company I was a guest of wore leiderhosen. The serving women carried three litres of beer in each hand (twelve pounds or so total) and all wore dirndls.

OMG, where has SHE been hiding all these years!!

Now he remembers why he married her…

“Va VA VA VOOM.”

Grrrr, Baby, Grrrr!

That’s one of the most repeated most despicable slogans I have ever heard. Had Hitler won and suceeded in exterminating all “lesser” people, would you have joined his ranks?