Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 02, 2018

From her smile, I think Pam is enjoying the chair in a way that Brewster can’t begin to imagine.

At least she’ll die happy…

Several people called this yesterday, I believe.

A 21st century version of The Sword of Damocles.

It’s good to die while relaxed.

♫ It’s the end of her world, and she knows it, but she feels fine. ♫♪

Is the chair one of Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s “inators”?

And here I thought vibrating hotel beds were simply for relaxation of sore travel muscles.

CUT THE GREEN WIRE!!

I always wanted one, but they cost thousands. One day I get an email from Newegg. Massage chair 600 BUCKS!! WTF. I get it. Two years and still working well. The heat doesn’t work, but I couldn’t care less. Sharper Edge still wants $2200 for the same thing, similar features.

I think NOT dying would be better.

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.” ~ Isaac Asimov

Magic Fingers make everything better.

All the have to do is self-destruct the self-destruct system!

As Doofenschmirtze asks himself why he puts self destruction into his ‘annators’. To keep aliens from using it sure I agree.

10, 9, 8, 6 6 what happened to 7 just kidding

“The World’s Most Comfortable Chair” from the Tick has a sister….

By Grabthar’s Hammer! But no worries—the self-destruct device is designed to stop with one second left no matter what.

“If we unplug the chair, the self-destruct will stop…”

“What’s the rush? We still have 65 seconds left!”