Pickles by Brian Crane for October 27, 2018

the only downside is trying to get the boots off when your toes are jammed tight in there

Must be a really old tv.

Agnes could do it without boots.

Get a REAL TV Earl, the buttons have been on the side for a decade now…..you know, a TV where people are almost life-sized??

Just HOW pointy are those boots, Earl?

hmmmm!!!! you learn something new every day!!!

Also great for squashing cockroaches in a corner!

Earl……You have a belt buckle to go with those boots ?

Not to mention, they make your calves look great.

My brother-in-law says the pointy toes are for killing ants in corners.

They gave me bunions.

21st century Cowboy.

Also good for killing cockroaches in corners.

I’d prefer to keep my manhood where it is.

Earl, you’re sitting too close to the TV.

never had that problem

If boots represents “manhood” what about boot wearing girls and women?

You have to have deformed feet and a deformed Mind to wear cowboy boots….