Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 07, 2018

Gosh . . . . he’s got a speedo for every veggie there !

Yes! I am impressed that he found thongs in all those sizes.

I hope he realizes you don’t put thongs on melons…

What’s he gonna put on the cucumber?

He picked those up easily at the store where the Kardashians shop, no problem!

WHERE did he find them? Most inappropriate if they were in a BARBIE store…

He’s really in a pickle now

They make an interesting salad dressing.

Hey, that’s one sexy tomato…

Keep them on, they look so natural and luscious.

Works better on peaches.

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2014/aug/01/peach-bum-pants-crack-chinese-fruit-market-knickers-qixi-festival

That’s not what she meant when she asked him to dress the salad.

Looks like any guy at the beach who is wearing a Speedo.

So close, and yet so far, for those poor salad items.

Made me chuckle. And then [face-palm]. And then chuckle again.

He also managed to find some Mustang Ranch Dressing.