Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 31, 2018

This woman and Opal have something in common…

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Not according to the group of local moms who advised me to forget about handing out healthy treats. Luckily that was two weeks ago, and I hadn’t bought anything at the time.

I would if SHE asked.

(I hate to hurt children’s feelings.)

I remember Lewis Black used to have a bit in his stand-up act about how awful candy corn is. I hate the stuff, too.

Try Indian corn, the tops are chocolate instead of the usual yellow what ever.

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I LOVE candy corn! I’ve never understood why people give out Almond Joy. Most kids hate both almonds AND coconut.

Next year, give freeze-dried green beans.

Have you been talking to Mark Evanier? A man whose loathing of candy corn is only matched by his hatred of cole slaw? Would candy cole slaw be reaching too far?

I love a costume that includes a bit of rope . . .

John, outstanding art selections this week!

Utterly macobre…

Instead of Witches Tales, this version could be Bitches Tails.

In the good old days, it was worthwhile being a hero rescuing damsels in distress. You got to feel good about yourself, and the reward was …

Candy corn can be redeemed if you mix it with M&Ms and peanuts. There is no way to redeem Circus Peanuts.

I love candy corn, and I’d have no issues with candy broccoli, but candy cauliflower might be better.

Candy corn used to taste better, and was far from a disappointing treat!

I just love candy corn.

It barely compares to candy asparagus!

For you, I’d eat candy broccoli.

I told everyone today, my costume is so much scarier than yours…they said you’re not in a costume…I replied oh yes I am…i’m dressed as a telemarketer