Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 26, 2018

He’s on his way to tiptoeing thru the tulips with big, bad Brad … you know, the one with the ugly tattoos ….

cweep

We have some prisons in Arkansas where that Medieval motif would be a big hit. There are also a lot of drug overdose deaths. A LOT. So we’ve got that goin’ for us too.

And I had previously believed the wastoid sweater guy to be a snappy dresser.

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to jail.

That funny sound when you walk. Do that again. Okay. Stop. Turn around. Hmm. Not the shoes.

His act bombed in Florida.

Love the shoes

It’s that happiness crap that bothers me. You know what I do to Oompa-Loompas? Actually, you don’t want to know….

Oh, I think he’s quite mad. In a hatless, sockless, Mad Hatter kind of way.

Isn’t he the hentai Joker from the 1960’s Japanese knock-off of Batman?