B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 07, 2018

Shades of Zefram Cochrane!

Cavemen got microphones!

“… I’m part of humanity, aren’t I?”

“The expansion of the human race.”

Well, how would you define getting a date with the cute chick?

Language was invented for one reason, boys – to woo women – and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

I thought mothers were the necressity of inventions.

What was your primary motivation for inventing the press?

Of humanity – or at least one particular human: himself with Cute Chick.

When I was a carefree bachelor I had a Lotus. Women avoided me like the plague, knowing I would pay more attention to the car than to them (and they were right.) I suppose flashy cars are okay for attracting chippies but certainly not girlfriends.

I’m not much of a TV watcher, but I am not impervious to it. I am aware of a program called “The Big Bang Theory” where nerds can be sexy (or at least acceptable) and women can be smart and even work in a scientific field.

“To bring humans closer together…”

If it leads to procreation, he’s not wrong!

I once saw a female comedienne who said Most guys can’t afford a sports car until they hit middle age. They usually buy one during their mid-life crisis. Every time I see a 50 year old guy driving a Corvette, I yell “Sorry about your penis!”

Come to think of it, he’s been pretty possessive. We’ve never seen Cute Chick or Fat Broad on the wheel.

Babes! It’s all about the hot babes.