Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 09, 2018

Send some to Winky.

Just get the Vienna sausages and be done with it.

Personally, I’ve never tried shopping at a Whole Foods.

It’s odd: now that I’m vegan, that’s what most canned meat looks like to me, anyway.

Interesting store. Where’s it located, Nockturn Alley?

The spleen: the funniest organ. Spleen. Spleen! S.p.l.e.e.n!!

That’s got to be a Whole Foods store.

“But Mooom! Do we HAVE to have Thanksgiving at Aunt Gruesome’s house again…?”

“It’s not…so bad, sweetie.”

“But instead of cranberry sauce, she always serves—”

“She’s rich and we’re her only relatives! WE’RE GOING!”

Did anyone else notice that it is signed Watson and Buford? First time I noticed that. Went back a few months and didn’t see it on any other strip.

If you’re going to jelly the spleen you might as well brine the liver.

I love the one kid with his tongue sticking out on the label.

You have to grab as many cans as you can before they shut down Aunt Gruesome’s little factory of horrors.

The problem with spleen is it goes straight to my thighs

Not a fan of the jellied spleen.Regular is good with some hot mustard ;)

Ick, Leopold. Just ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Mmmmmmm. Jellied spleen is a nice accompaniment to slow braised leg of baby and mashed potato zombies with bile gravy.

“Beware our many imitators. Remember to ask for us by name at your favorite supermarket.”

Now that we’ve had our first snow, it probably is time to stock up the larder for winter. No jellied spleen (of any brand) for me, though. You’re welcome to it all, Leopold….