Close to Home by John McPherson for November 08, 2018

Something tells me she’s going to regret being ‘the life of the party.’

No candles on the cake.

Yeah, they’re not too fond of fire.

As they would say in England looks like this bloody party will really suck!

I wonder if she’s one of those hot nurses from Saratoga Hospital?

They will all be necking with her later.

Don’t want to think of what the cake is made of.

What happens when the bag is empty? Thought of that, have you?

If she had type O-negative blood (called the universal donor type) then every guest could partake.

Later, there will be bobbing for corpuscles. And a giraffe.

Bleeb is hoping they don’t like alien blood……not that he has much.

This is just for me. A few years ago i would have loved Erika Elenika to pop out of my cake.

The last time she popped out of a cake, everyone got sick’r than hell.