Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 06, 2018

SCOOBY DOO LET’S SMOKE A DOOBIE WITH THE DOOBIE BROTHER’S.

Also be sure to cover your private parts …

AND NO SPITTING …!

BROTHERS

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Why is it I visualize mimes when I see the phrase “tattooed teardrops” ?

And study hard for at least eight weeks in preparation for the chemistry exam.

Statue practice.

Make sure you get out and vote today. There’s gotta be a slightly-less-objectionable candidate out there.

Somebody’s been to a paroooooole hearing.

I’m stuck in Folsom Prison

And time keeps draggin’ on

But that train keeps a-rollin’

On down to San Antone

I wonder if any ? & The Mysterians fans got 96 teardrop tattoos.

Vladimir the Relentless was nonplussed by the stoicness of his audience, nervously observing every movement of their neckscarves as they chewed on raw tulip bulbs

It’s always something when you wait on line at the DMV.

Especially if they’re filled teardrops.

If I see tattooed tear drops I think “gang banger.”

It’s hard to soar with the Eagles when you rent head space to stool pigeons.

Is this comic a peach or a lemon?

It’s a sign of good luck if a bird goes number two on your head..

So, a gangsta hitman, as indicated by his Tattooed Teardrops, one per victim, is about to reinvent himself as a Sit-down Comic, ehh? Is this open mike (sic) night at the Seedy Lounge? Who wants to play the part of Audience for this nervous killer?

Could be worse than merely lame….

Froglandia has no part of the civilization of the Deep Ones.

And don’t imagine your audience is naked, because there will be that one person who FREAKS YOU OUT.

I can’t figure out where one leg ends and another begins.