Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 12, 2018

But what of my career of evil then?

I’ve already been useful once.

I once wrote a useful limerick ….

I’ve been useful more than “for once”. Is that bad?

Take a sad song and make it better, HEY JUDE…

Beware of animatronic coinage, they are a pestilential blight on the strict regimen preferred by currency notes

After years of meretricious and painful research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

1.      Don’t you people ever sleep?

2.      I don’t get it.

3.      There is nothing wrong with Frog Applause™ that a third-person gender-neutral personal pronoun wouldn’t fix.

4.      L’Académie française ain’t gonna like this.

…. (and, if all else fails) …

5.      Contemplate zie, zim, zir, zis, zieself.

You pussy cat, you’re where its at.

Should I start giving 3-hour tours?

Oh the mommy hate thing all girls have. Spit out that gum.

If nothing else, some of us are just doomed to be soilent green.

There’s a quota?

And, who’s counting?

Get your kitty off your mind and poo poo in the box

RIP Stan Lee

Well, if nothing else, I am consistently lame. Is that useful?

Nice use of color today. Soothing.

In contrast to the rather harsh message-text.

A cat (are they always cute?); a face with soul-searing glasses; some coin of the realm (Froglandia Mint, 1999 tetradrachma); and that killer-text.

Loading a Guilt Trip on the already-Lame! Ouchie!

Two individual staring glares are like a work of art that deserves a great frame..

Cat-eye glasses with real cat eyes.