Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 23, 2018

If you go on like that, that’ll be for your present too, Katy!

If you get a new sister, the two of them will gang up on you.

If he’s watching Netflix, he could be watching Kurt Russell saying he doesn’t “Ho Ho Ho” in “The Christmas Chronicles.”

If either of those two deserve coal in their stocking, it’s more likely her.

I know what you’re saying, sister. I have four brothers.

Several bottles into his rare wine collection.

He’s rounding up all of the ponies for Katy’s “pony-splosion”.

If Katie can’t have her pony, he can’t have a new sister.

Katie set that one up perfectly.

I guess you could try putting Nick in a dress…

Great delivery of the punch line, Rob.

The three phases of Christmas. You believe in Santa. You don’t believe in Santa. You are Santa.

Santa is green, greener sooner and longer than mere humans. Why he moved his operations to Antarctica in 1904. He could see the Green House Gasses writing on the wall. But all these fake stories are fine. Better that than knowing where he really lives and operates. He still has satellite installations all through the French/Italian/Swiss Alps. There are others not just him from Father Christmas to Sinterklaas at it too. In Europe, Scandinavia and others near by.