Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for December 08, 2018

“Puffies Gluten-free Non-GMO Vegan Kosher”

Between “Sugar Puffies” in 1954 and just “Puffies” in 2004, there was a brief period in the early seventies where they were called “Super Sugar Puffies”.

1965: Rainbow Swamp Marshmallow Puffies

I only recently learned about Godfrey’s Cordial, which was given to children in 18th and 19th century England to calm them down. The active ingredient really was opium.

I want a time machine!

Trademark on “Heroin” is held by the Bayer Asprin Co. It was introduced as a wonder drug after the civil war to help veterans kick morphine addiction.

I grew up in the 50s (technically, I’ve never actually grown up). We had at least five cereals which had the word “sugar” in the name. I shall endeavor to recall those names herein…. Sugar Pops, Sugar Smacks, Sugar Frosted Flakes, Sugar Crisp, and believe it or not Sugar Chex. Any others?

Now with more laudanum!

South Florida here. Whenever they have smiling gators, bad things follow: https://photos.app.goo.gl/wmyNN5n81bktYWoh6

2018 – “Roundup Puffies” – with the herbicide Glyphosate in it (and it’s in some of the other food you eat, too).

Free intravenous syringe in every box.

I prefer Prostituties®. The don’t go “snap, crackle, pop”; they just lay there and bang.