Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for February 24, 2019

“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

“I believe that we should be re-evaluating the parameters of our relationship in accordance with the guidelines established by Thomas Hobbes in his scholarly treatise: “Operations of the Steampunk Dalek, or The Dangers of Worshiping a False God from the Planet Skaro”, soon to be featured on Oprah’s book club! What say you, my dear?"

“I say that you’ve lost your freaking mind, and you need to be put away somewhere with padded walls!”

“I farted”.

There, I think that fit nicely within the rules.

“I think our creator has lost it.”

Have you met my friend Ruben Bolling? He’s kind of a control freak and I think he’s color blind.

Chapter One: Sam quits his job at the bank to pursue his love of water color painting.

42.

Nice day for something.

“Avenge me!”

Jack Nicholson said: “…never waste a hard-on”.

No, no, no; those aren’t the contest rules; that actually is the caption. He’s reciting at her.

“I’ve gone eight minutes without looking at my phone. Two more and I get a cookie. I based this series of self-deprivation and rewards on the following book:

A Treatise On Self Denial by Thomas Manton.

Except he deprived himself of speaking for months at a time and considered the act itself a reward. What an idiot."

I’d give my left arm to win Ruben’s contest.

I can’t live this lie any longer. I’m actually a porcupine living like a man.

“I would like a lamp next to MY chair, [ital]by God[ital].”