Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 08, 2018

You know reality is invading comics when the traditional chalk outline gag includes the bullet casings.

If only he’d bought her that 3.5 carat diamond like the TV ads told him to buy. Now her Christmas is just ruined!

Exactly right. The best and most popular classics of literature and film about the true Christmas spirit depict it as illuminating outward from within the darkened human condition, just as it did in the first Christmas story, not as superficial add-on tinsel and wattage.

I’ve always wished I could come across the chalk outline left behind after the cops have left, and turn it into da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man.

You’ve got to admit, it beats that ugly yellow tape.

You have to like the look of the photographer.

Nice to include how it’s plugged in.

Kill the lights, it’s time to go.

Sad but true. It’s the one activity that goes on daily for the entire year. There aren’t enough bulbs in the world to lighten that thought

Looks like the Bears got another one.

I was expecting the outline to be wider, and with the head wearing a stocking cap.

“Grandma got run over by a reindeer . . . .”

sadly reality is invading most comics anymore

CSI Trivia – yesterday on Jeopardy, Mariska Hargitay has the longest running female character (prime-time and not animated). She’s had the role on CSI since 99!

The bears did it.

Where’s the blood?

Do the outline in tinsel.

It may not brighten the mood, but it does brighten the crime scene… ☺

I like those plutonium powered lights with their sickly color of green.

The Victim must have made a Lot of enemies to have people Openly Celebrating the crime scene.