The Big Guy has a four-finger hand!
And put some clothes on, for Pete’s sake!
Do Not try this at home!
On the 8th day God created my Nuclear Coffee
World’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas”
Adam
Had’em
Well, you’re God, right? You knew we’d forget. And you knew you’d yell at us for that. Right?
Why does God need coffee?
There’s a little love in every cup.
For He is an Angry and Jealous God – without His caffeine fix!
Seems to me it would only take a small miracle for Him to make the original instant coffee.
Can’t be going forth and multiplying all night.. and.. be fit to make coffee in the morning.. Make up your mind as to what you want.. sheesh.
Now this is one Bible story I can believe!
What does GİT mean? In Turkish it means “go away”
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
The Big Guy has a four-finger hand!
almost 6 years ago
And put some clothes on, for Pete’s sake!
ptnjbrown almost 6 years ago
Do Not try this at home!
Doctor Toon almost 6 years ago
On the 8th day God created my Nuclear Coffee
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
World’s shortest poem entitled “Fleas”
Adam
Had’em
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 6 years ago
Well, you’re God, right? You knew we’d forget. And you knew you’d yell at us for that. Right?
Bex Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Why does God need coffee?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 6 years ago
There’s a little love in every cup.
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
For He is an Angry and Jealous God – without His caffeine fix!
gammaguy almost 6 years ago
Seems to me it would only take a small miracle for Him to make the original instant coffee.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Can’t be going forth and multiplying all night.. and.. be fit to make coffee in the morning.. Make up your mind as to what you want.. sheesh.
Perkycat almost 6 years ago
Now this is one Bible story I can believe!
noktar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
What does GİT mean? In Turkish it means “go away”