Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 01, 2018

If ever there was a case of justified homicide, this would be it.

Some people are just plain sourpusses the rest of their life and trying to change them for the better is somewhat hopeless.

That decor could turn me into a raving lunatic!

All those smiles give me the creeps.

Turn those smiles upside down and I think you’ll have a winner.

OMG! That is a really bad acid trip!

I can’t say I’d blame him.

It’s like putting lipstick on a pig.

Grumpy oldefahrt

It’s like a flashback to a 1970’s Sears catalog.

Too much CNN. Switch the TV to The Travel Channel.

He might like a foot massage?

Come on, happy happy joy joy!

I know that guy!

I my room was decorated that way, I’d be grouchy too.

Has it occurred to her that the thing that is pissing him off so much is a lot deeper than wallpaper and rugs?

BUNNIES!

Haven’t you heard that absent makes the heart grow fonder. Try that and make it a long one.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s his environment.