Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 25, 2018

Sounds of a man the force of pride must encounter.

[whispered] : leftover salmonella turkey with a caesar salad

She’s the one the Buddhists warned you about.

I hope she’s getting the Seasonal Discount!

Romaine lettuce served by President Pantspermanently Onfire?

The red tie line leads to the White House.

Just for the man and no one else….get him to stand on his head and pour down his throat while the national anthem is playing on TV….

Must be what they used on Geoffrey

You two be happy together. For a while. Distrust. You know.

Awkward exposition

My Favorite Part© is the way She uses the red ribbon to spoon feed us the connection to the word balloon, as though we are a bunch of knuckle dragging neanderthals who lack the analytical skills to differentiate between the speakor and the speakee.

P.S. Tʜᴇ Sᴏᴄɪᴇᴛʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ Uɴsᴏʟɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ Bᴇᴛᴛᴇʀᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ Fʀᴏɢ Aᴘᴘʟᴀᴜsᴇ™ Cᴀᴘᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ suggests, “Take-A-Farthing/Leave-A-Farthing c. 1853” would have been much more lame.

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A common diversion in a Boston Marriage, perhaps?

The contributor of whom that had provided the poison is essentially at their widths’ end of this potential outcome..

Just a pinch of locoweed between the cheek and gum.

Worth it at 3 times the price.

Remind anyone of the movie “The Beguiled” with Clint Eastwood?

Just remember that the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Maybe it’s the absinthe I drank last night, but when the background is enlarged, I’m seeing all kinds of evil eyes staring back at me…. It must be Subliminal Mind-Control Sunday. SMS

@ChukLitl

They broke the chalice from the palace.

They broke the chalice from the palace?!

And replaced it with a flagon.

A flagon?

With the figure of a dragon.

I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for an excruciatingly fatal tincture today!

Elegant and dainty ladies have always preferred poison to off the blokes without jamoke. It goes way, way back, does it not?

What the Dickins? Don’t drink that almond-scented tea!

You are too funny, Rotifer.

Why do women always use poison? What’s wrong with a gun or knife? Maybe they don’t want to bloody their clothing.