Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 27, 2018

In history as far back as I can remember and giving credit where credit is due, Mabel Mabel, keep your elbows off the table!

She was always known as the sharpest of elbows.

They’re so fine, there’s no telling where the money went!

he Elbow of Darkness rises, the Kneecap of Doom must follow. The minks have declared it to be so

It’s hard to soar with the turkeys when you are a peacock and cannot maintain the consistent forty-five miles per hour speeds.

The woman who owned and operated the macaroni store in my neighborhood was beloved by all. RIP.

There’s a reason the Stones named their song, Little T & A, not Finest Elbows.

And a long and crooked history it is, too.

OK, I’m so lame. Here’s my second contribution: https://www.writeraccess.com/blog/avoiding-peacock-and-weasel-terms/

…elbows and…

As bows go, elbows are the most useful.

Is the speaker being a peacock or a weasel?

elbow anagram = bowel ….

The History of Elbows currently runs to 47 volumes.

It’s a shame she ruined them in Roller Derby.

“People are saying…”

who knew elbows had a history

People are saying this tickled their funny bones. Only a weenus would come here and make a crack about this joint; that’s callus.

you can’t lick your elbows

Well, if that’s how you really feel, then you may as well disable the comments section.

Naturally, it takes elbow grease to attack any difficult task..

Peacocks walk funny because the bend in the middle of their legs is really an ankle.

Beware the sack of rabid weasels!

My elbows need sharpened.

Deep thinkers need sturdy elbows to keep their arms serviceable for propping up their chins (that’s how you can tell they are Deep Thinkers). And a sturdy elbow is a handsome elbow, even to the point of being the finest in history (at least, in the history of Froglandia).

We don’t need no stinkin’ lame elbows!

The History of Elbows is a great read.