Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2018

Hopefully, a light has gone on in Pig’s head.

Not the brightest Christmas light on the string, is he?

Hopefully Pig will install the correct inflatable in the lawn display

As long as there are no penguins…

If it were asking a Jamaican to a Latter-day Saint, it would be, “More, man! More, man!” (Glad I, a member of that faith, got that out of my system.)

The last panel should have shown Pig saying “that hurts” to Stephan.

Wouldn’t I! Wouldn’t I!Peg leg! Peg leg!

If you’re checking the lights in broad daylight, you are a moron!

My wife and I always check our Xmas lights in the house before putting them out.

Don’t hurt his feelings – tell him he’s just not bright enough.

Switch out Pig and Put Larry Croc in Pig’s place …… perfect fit ;-)

Turn a few off Pig and let this be a “Less On” to you.

Oh, man, how it hurts … THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED !!!

Being southern, it took me a minute. (more “own”?)

Stefan, it should be “fewer”, not “less”!

No pun left unpunished.

The Little Moron and his friend were climbing a cliff. The friend fell off. Why didn’t the Little Moron? …

If you cannot furnish the punch line yourself you have not been paying attention.

Reminds me of the Smothers Brothers joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UYo5Y9GQ4

What a maroon!

Dear god – how bad can it get?

America’s “First Moron” has made use of the term acceptable and even necessary

More for me, less for my husband, always a bit of a fall out hahaha

Doh!

Then Rat put up some flashing lights and asked Pig to check if they were working. Pig called out “Yes they are! Oh no they’re not. Ah yes, they are!. No, they’re not …”

Reminds me of a guy who wanted to know if his blinkers we’re working.

“Yes. No. Yes. No….”

The pun is on your head, Pig. Go blame Cartoon-Boy….