A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs bosons in here.” The Higgs boson says, “But without me, you can’t have mass.” (I don’t understand it, but I get it.)
An atom loses an electron and goes into a bar looking for it. The bartender asks if the atom is sure he left it there. The atom replies, “I’m positive”
garwor almost 6 years ago
I would like a t-shirt that has that on it…
DrDavy2000 almost 6 years ago
A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs bosons in here.” The Higgs boson says, “But without me, you can’t have mass.” (I don’t understand it, but I get it.)
JudyAz almost 6 years ago
An atom loses an electron and goes into a bar looking for it. The bartender asks if the atom is sure he left it there. The atom replies, “I’m positive”
DrDavy2000 almost 6 years ago
If he found a woman that laughed at that joke, she would be a good match for him. So the joke is a litmus test to get him to first base.
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
Duane, can’t you find a better Wing Man than this Lab Mouse?
fuzzybritches almost 6 years ago
Guys, don’t try this as a pick-up line. You’ll probably be talking to a lady who has a mole.
Stephen Gilberg almost 6 years ago
So he leaves. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” A tachyon goes into a bar.
Ugly, Fat and Crabby almost 6 years ago
I haven’t taken a chemistry class since 1971 and even I got that joke. Keep ’em coming, R&D Guy!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
He must be a sapiosexual. If they understand the joke you have found one.