Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2018

That reindeer at he top looks like it’s working on the " trickle down " theory

Looks like it’s contract renegotiation time.

Where is the rope that connects the sleigh to the reindeer? Can they loop the loops?

Monument Valley is a nice place for a rest stop.

Thus must be the morning after the midnight run. He’s got a year to figure out how to get down.

Was that the year Hannukah Harry saved Christmas?

I learned something last week about Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. The story is actually the childhood of Bob May who created him. It’s about a little Jewish boy growing up in a gentile neighborhood where he was made fun of because of his nose & they wouldn’t play with him. So those who want to ban Rudolph are actually anti-Semites!

Why can’t they just play Fortnite like everyone else?

Once again, the reindeer appear to be capable of Vertical Take Off and Landing (VTOL).

Those reindeer still look like moose… but behave like ibex.

I read a book about making commercials. They had one with a car on a peak like these with a model in a sheer dress beside it. The winds picked up and the helicopter was unable to take her off the peak. She had to spend the night in a really cold car as they didn’t even have keys in it. Their life isn’t all that glamorous.

https://zidbits.com/2010/12/where-did-rudolph-come-from/

“Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer was created by the department store chain Montgomery Ward as one way to save money on some of their annual Christmas promotions.”

“May was picked on as a child due to his small size, so he decided to go with an ‘ugly duckling’ theme since he related. "

No red nosed reindeer among them. Where is Rudolph?

So-o-o-o-o, if presents don’t arrive on time we can find them in Monument Valley?

How quickly this one collapsed into a ‘discussion’ on intolerance. Not conducive to laughter.

Santa’s working out the logistics of his situation while the reindeer look like a herd of cats with mischief on their minds, each looking in a different direction. Gotta like that action

But what about THIS?? https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/12/24?ct=v&cti=1028422

All Hoof Drive on those critters.

Like Monopoly?

Damn Sam! Learn something new every day!

Looks like Santa’s been using Captain Eddie’s GPS.

Invoke the inSanity Clause.

Should have taken a left turn in Albuquerque.

And what’s that “reindeer game” called?

Looks like Santa let Eddie drive. I can’t wait to hear him tell the story at the diner.

I guess Santa’s the Butte of that joke

Between a rock and a high place!

It’s OK. Cap’n Eddie came along and Rescued him.

Not that anyone in the diner ever Believed the story.