Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 05, 2018

How many hits did the third baseman get if he batted before the first baseman and after the second baseman?

Butt can she short putt on a par three hole?

That’s the path to a happy marriage: remind him of his shortcomings and offer consolation. Dig and soothe; dig and soothe.

I like his response to not understanding. I’m going to use that more at work.

Realizing that he was actually limited to two dimensions took a toll on him. Her philosophy was that when life takes a toll you make toll house cookies.

Then she started picking his nits.

I wonder how many analyses she did before accepting his proposal. The all ended the same way: in a massive rationalization.

One hopes he’s at least easy on the eyes.

Also known as SWAG: scientific wild-ass guess.

She’s angry again because you’ve stolen a pair of her shoes and stuffed them onto your boorish feet. We know we know; your pain is your pleasure.

Have you ever, not done something once, because doing it again seems to overwhelming and inedible.

My analysis is that you should never marry a man who wears that kind of shoes.

This holds true for about 98% of opinions on the internet, keeping in mind that only 39% of a given population is not yet in a conscious state sufficient for keyboard manipulation, and that a further 8% of that group are still struggling with their passwords.

HE knew she knew, but the conundrum was too delicious to not see it through … unwise but gutsy move … unless the dowry was huge ….

His head’s feeling heavy..

Isn’t this the way it usually works? The guy only finds out after he’s been captured for the use of the dominant lady….

Sapiosexual for men and women looking for smart women.

Ugly shoes, man.