Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 11, 2019

“Instant Indictments” — Robert Mueller is going to save a bundle in bulk purchases!

To be followed by retro-investigation and possible conviction.

An eye for an eye …

An indictment for an indictment …

Right outside FISA court.

ALEC, the American Legislative Exchange Council, works just like that…

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/04/exposing-alec-how-conservative-backed-state-laws-are-all-connected/255869/

Iran-Contra, but let’s not have any pardons this time.

Instant…just add water!

Where’s the runner to serve these indictments?

I thought he was furloughed.

It would be nice if all those threatening to indict or impeach would actually do it instead of just complaining about it.

close it down

I’ve always wanted to be “an unindicted co-conspirator”.

One block down from “Verdicts ’R Us”.

Clipboard and pen is too slow. They need a keyboard, a few WORD macros, a printer, and everything is done in 5 minutes.

When the courthouse reopens, of course.

Street justice.

Geez. . .with this administration, every dt appointee should get one just as a matter of course.

We don’t need no stinkin’ due process.

I know how to get the wall built on the cheap! Use prison labor, there should be enough coming out of this administration to form 2 or 3 construction gangs.

Simple solution….HANG THEM ALL!

Rachel Maddow has a very relevant podcast that just hit the airwaves: Bagman. 7-part series on the inditement of Spiro Agnew in 1973. In the middle of the Nixon investigation. The similarities are uncanny.

It looked extremely rock for the Trump White House that year

With Mueller breathing down their necks, the crooks all shook with fear

The treason, money-laundering, their high crimes (and their low!)

They knew when Mueller got the goods, then off to jail they’d go

But then a ray of sunshine: they’d forgotten Pardon Pence!

(Whose honesty is none the best, whose brain is rather dense)

Though Jerry Ford played Pardoner, no-one had done it since

No need to serve a prison term, because of Pardon Pence

He pardoned both the Donalds, also Flynn and Manafort

Ivanka, Jared, Eric, and all others of that sort

Pence pardoned all that he could find, the traitors and the crooks

(Though, to be fair, Pence met the glare of many dirty looks)

But sad to say my story ends in ways to make us weep

For Pence, that mighty Pardoner, picked Ryan for his veep!

[This poem of mine is probably coming up on a year old by now, and some things have changed: I tossed in “Eric” instead of my original “Sessions”, and of course I could have had Cohen but I thought the family that crooks together rooks together]

He’s set up shop right outside the West Wing.

When arguing about the boarder wall the Democrats really need to bring up just how much the Republicans and Trump in particular with his frequent trips to Florida, have raised the Deficit in his short and treasonous Presidency. Just tell him, sorry no money for the wall, you spent it already on Cabinet member trips to Russia and Florida golf outings.

@DD, Possibly and the guy with the Street Taco Cart. . . .er, “Legal Assistance advocate” stand is going to have to upgrade the reception/counseling Office soon, better go buy some shares from his venture

Instant Indictments ‘R’ Us.

that’s just what we need

He’s got a special one for Individual-1. The sooner it’s served along with one for the white haired guy that nods to every thing Individual-1 says, the better this country will be.

There’s a couple of funny things about indictments. To get one, you have to show credible evidence a crime was committed and that the accused might have committed it. So far, the Mueller team has done neither for the main target of their work. This is unlike the Clinton e-mail investigation which provided clear evidence of multiple federal felonies committed by Hillery Clinton.

Bet they didn’t lay off the senate and house restaurant personnel, the barber, the drivers, the mechanics. Those were ESSENTIAL to maintain the system status quo for Congress. Otherwise they couldn’t feed themselves before taking off for the weekend.

Oh, if it was only so easy…