Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for March 20, 2021

…and then they all grew up to be terrorists. At least, I think that’s what they say happens when you let your children play with toy guns.

{sarcasm} Thanks a lot, Linus.

“And that’s when I shot her with the death ray, Your Honor.”

Adult dialog!

Somehow, “WUMP” doesn’t come across as plausible weaponry SFX.

Pick on someone your own size, Lucy!

“Lucy, can’t you and your friends play a little more quietly?”

Translation:

“Wah-wah-wah-wah?”

OK, everyone outside!

She’s so mean!

Aww, poor Linus. Even a Lucy fan like me can’t make excuses this time. But isn’t he just adorable in the second to last panel? :D

Title panel…how many days has it been since Charlie Brown scolded Lucy about the proper sound that a raygun makes?

Stuff runs down hill.

This was before the adults in Peanuts World began communicating using trombones.

Just wait Lucy – in a few short years, Linus will be older than you.

Wow, no wonder Linus needs his blanket.

Friggin’ infants.

Yup. That’s our Lucy.

Where I live, there’s rural trails where dogs are prohibited, allegedly because they’ll leave feces, but horses are allowed.