Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 23, 2019

I never had a good Jell-O salad in any school.

Jello is a WMD in a cafeteria Food Fight!

Jello salad with celery; the most vile concoction ever created.

Jell-o salad aside, is there any doubt the school will embrace the new Agnes-curriculum?

Jello salads were status symbols. It showed you could afford a refrigerator and had room in it for a jello salad to set overnight.

You don’’t even want to know about the school’s “Salisbury Steak!”

It’s bad when the “Mystery Meat” turns out to be Jell-O Salad…

Trout is right. Start with the most important thing and work your way down.

Plain Jello is good. Personally I never had a jello salad. What goes into them? More Jello? He! He!

Fruit Cattail!