FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 10, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    um… at least Roger didn’t give Andy a cookbook with artery-clogging recipes

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    DarthRevan  over 5 years ago

    The cot?!? He’ll be lucky if he gets to sleep on the carpet!

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    Arbitrary  over 5 years ago

    You still have time to amend this horrible mistake!

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    hermit48  over 5 years ago

    Page, that would be a “yes”.

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    flyertom  over 5 years ago

    That’s in retaliation for the nose-hair trimmer she got him last year.

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    Little Caesar  over 5 years ago

    “You only look good when I’ve got my beer goggles on……”

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    She didn’t seem impressed with the thigh master last year.

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    cdward  over 5 years ago

    I wonder what Mom got Dad…

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    silverking1953  over 5 years ago

    He could go buy a new bathroom scale?

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    daijoboo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Chocolate, dude. L.A. Burdick ships.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ahh, the lead-balloon of gifts for the middle-aged love of your life. DOH!

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    car2ner  over 5 years ago

    what lady at the cosmetic counter talked him into this?

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    MikeM_inMD  over 5 years ago

    Wrinkle cream for Valentine’s Day? NO! That’s what you give for a birthday present!

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    Sounds like the home fires between Roger and Andy have cooled off since they had Jason.

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    What were you THINKING, man?!

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    smartgrr  over 5 years ago

    I would love it if my husband bought me wrinkle cream. They are so expensive!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Anybody remember an obscure early ’90s movie called White Palace? Do NOT buy her a vacuum cleaner!

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    LeonStauffer  over 5 years ago

    First, bury that “gift” somewhere far, far away.Second, take her out for a nice dinner. Somewhere that knows how to make a good beetloaf I suppose. Third, remember to raise the kids allowances. Blackmail is an ugly thing, don’t make them resort to it.

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    Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We want dailies!

    When do we want them?

    Daily!

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sleep on a cot? He’d be lucky to be offered a place in the garden – And February winter isn’t nearly as nice as June…. 8^)

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    But, but, it’s chocolate wrinkle cream!

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    kab2rb  over 5 years ago

    Listen to the kid’s dad. do not give as a gift.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    On Valentines Day, I always go for the slinky lingerie. I also get something nice for the wife.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    Violets are blue, roses are red, Roger was stupid, and now Roger’s dead.

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    Deanna  over 5 years ago

    BAHAHAHAHA

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    TechnoMama  about 4 years ago

    Seven Deadly Sins.

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    _Kvill  over 2 years ago

    Better rethink your decision in a chronological way before the decision you forgot to amend becomes a problem built on karma, Roger!

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