“I was spawned in a ditch by a mother who left me there, naked and cold and too hungry to cry/I never blamed her though, why should I blame her/she thought I’d have the good sense to die…”
Being of the elderly persuasion myself, I totally understand Earl’s viewpoint. A few years ago I was in an accident, and confined to a wheelchair for a time. A good friend took me shopping for my modest needs and just to get me out of the house from time to time until I recovered. In one large store, we were looking at a few items. A salesperson stepped up and asked if she could help him. He said no, thank you, we were just looking. She then asked him, “Does he (indicating me) wish to see anything?” He looked at her, and very calmly said, “He has a broken tibia, but he’s neither invisible nor deaf. Why don’t you ask him?”
While flying home from a convention where he had spoke and mentioned it was his eightieth birthday, Cavett Robert sat beside a man who had heard him speak. The man said he didn’t know if he would want to be eighty. Cavett said, “Son, that is because you aren’t 79”.
Many of those who oppose seeking cures for old age base their opposition on the same concept.. that people wouldn’t die quickly enough based on other causes.
Earl, you are living in a fantasy world. In truth, as of March 2018, active human euthanasia is legal in the Netherlands, Belgium, Colombia, Luxembourg, and Canada. Assisted suicide is legal in Switzerland, Germany, the Netherlands, and in the US states of Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Hawaii, Vermont, Montana, Washington DC, and California. A law legalizing euthanasia in the Australian state of Victoria will come into effect in mid-2019.
Macushlalondra almost 6 years ago
Amen!
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
very fine motto, Earl
Little Caesar almost 6 years ago
“And if you don’t like how I drive, stay off the sidewalk…..”
Dirty Dragon almost 6 years ago
“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses??”
Bob. almost 6 years ago
Is that the final solution?
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
Who would teach ?
Jeremy--- almost 6 years ago
Was this in line at the Golden Corral?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That was my senators discussing Social Security.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
You go, Earl! I love it!
Ratbrat almost 6 years ago
Great motto Earl. Mind if I borrow it?
Less Monday... More Friday almost 6 years ago
How is a senior citizen like a Visa card?
There everywhere you want to be!
cubswin2016 almost 6 years ago
Earl was always in the way.
Russell Bedford almost 6 years ago
“I was spawned in a ditch by a mother who left me there, naked and cold and too hungry to cry/I never blamed her though, why should I blame her/she thought I’d have the good sense to die…”
eladee AKA Wally almost 6 years ago
Way to go, Earl!!!! Hang in there.
sparticles22 almost 6 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m97cYrXoj8
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 6 years ago
We geezers salute you.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Old and in the way”, musical group from 1973-1974 with Jerry Garcia and David Grisman. “Beards of a feather”, Garcia’s daughter called them.
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
So Earl’s slogan is his version of saying “F—- You” to whoever was saying that?
david_42 almost 6 years ago
I retired at 52. The company had hired two people for me to train as my replacements.
JudyHendrickson almost 6 years ago
sounds good to me!!
rlaker22j almost 6 years ago
Wife worked 40 years died at 61 they kept the money they weren’t entitled to it I was
assrdood almost 6 years ago
I hereby adopt………er…..steal Earls motto
Bookworm almost 6 years ago
Being of the elderly persuasion myself, I totally understand Earl’s viewpoint. A few years ago I was in an accident, and confined to a wheelchair for a time. A good friend took me shopping for my modest needs and just to get me out of the house from time to time until I recovered. In one large store, we were looking at a few items. A salesperson stepped up and asked if she could help him. He said no, thank you, we were just looking. She then asked him, “Does he (indicating me) wish to see anything?” He looked at her, and very calmly said, “He has a broken tibia, but he’s neither invisible nor deaf. Why don’t you ask him?”
Jack Bell Premium Member almost 6 years ago
While flying home from a convention where he had spoke and mentioned it was his eightieth birthday, Cavett Robert sat beside a man who had heard him speak. The man said he didn’t know if he would want to be eighty. Cavett said, “Son, that is because you aren’t 79”.
joefearsnothing almost 6 years ago
Yep! That’s me! Get over it! ;o}
zeexenon almost 6 years ago
OK iff it’s everyone over 30, youngest first.
lagoulou almost 6 years ago
So many young people don’t seem to realize they will be old some day too!
lagoulou almost 6 years ago
I’m glad there aren’t any ice floes here in Southern Ontario…wouldn’t want to be set out on one..
anomalous4 almost 6 years ago
I need that motto on a T-shirt for PJ.
garyperria almost 6 years ago
Amen!
Tentoes almost 6 years ago
I’m with you, Earl!
al.howard almost 6 years ago
“Old” is 10 years older than I am, and it’s a moving target.
swanridge almost 6 years ago
Do people on cell phones in comic strips talk to characters of other comic strips?
Jogger2 almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of Governor “Doom and Gloom” Lamm in the 1980s.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 6 years ago
Many of those who oppose seeking cures for old age base their opposition on the same concept.. that people wouldn’t die quickly enough based on other causes.
Cold-hearted monsters.
hk Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Earl, you are living in a fantasy world. In truth, as of March 2018, active human euthanasia is legal in the Netherlands, Belgium, Colombia, Luxembourg, and Canada. Assisted suicide is legal in Switzerland, Germany, the Netherlands, and in the US states of Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Hawaii, Vermont, Montana, Washington DC, and California. A law legalizing euthanasia in the Australian state of Victoria will come into effect in mid-2019.
whenlifewassimpler almost 6 years ago
Probably some young little whippersnapper, who said it!
wiatr almost 6 years ago
I like the slogan. I’m going to memorise that.