Pickles by Brian Crane for January 28, 2019

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    Macushlalondra  almost 6 years ago

    Amen!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    very fine motto, Earl

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    Little Caesar  almost 6 years ago

    “And if you don’t like how I drive, stay off the sidewalk…..”

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 6 years ago

    “Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses??”

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    Bob.  almost 6 years ago

    Is that the final solution?

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    Who would teach ?

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    Jeremy---  almost 6 years ago

    Was this in line at the Golden Corral?

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That was my senators discussing Social Security.

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    You go, Earl! I love it!

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    Ratbrat  almost 6 years ago

    Great motto Earl. Mind if I borrow it?

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    Less Monday... More Friday  almost 6 years ago

    How is a senior citizen like a Visa card?

    There everywhere you want to be!

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    Earl was always in the way.

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    Russell Bedford  almost 6 years ago

    “I was spawned in a ditch by a mother who left me there, naked and cold and too hungry to cry/I never blamed her though, why should I blame her/she thought I’d have the good sense to die…”

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 6 years ago

    Way to go, Earl!!!! Hang in there.

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    sparticles22  almost 6 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m97cYrXoj8

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    We geezers salute you.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Old and in the way”, musical group from 1973-1974 with Jerry Garcia and David Grisman. “Beards of a feather”, Garcia’s daughter called them.

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    So Earl’s slogan is his version of saying “F—- You” to whoever was saying that?

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    david_42  almost 6 years ago

    I retired at 52. The company had hired two people for me to train as my replacements.

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    JudyHendrickson  almost 6 years ago

    sounds good to me!!

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    rlaker22j  almost 6 years ago

    Wife worked 40 years died at 61 they kept the money they weren’t entitled to it I was

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    assrdood  almost 6 years ago

    I hereby adopt………er…..steal Earls motto

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    Bookworm  almost 6 years ago

    Being of the elderly persuasion myself, I totally understand Earl’s viewpoint. A few years ago I was in an accident, and confined to a wheelchair for a time. A good friend took me shopping for my modest needs and just to get me out of the house from time to time until I recovered. In one large store, we were looking at a few items. A salesperson stepped up and asked if she could help him. He said no, thank you, we were just looking. She then asked him, “Does he (indicating me) wish to see anything?” He looked at her, and very calmly said, “He has a broken tibia, but he’s neither invisible nor deaf. Why don’t you ask him?”

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    Jack Bell Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    While flying home from a convention where he had spoke and mentioned it was his eightieth birthday, Cavett Robert sat beside a man who had heard him speak. The man said he didn’t know if he would want to be eighty. Cavett said, “Son, that is because you aren’t 79”.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 6 years ago

    Yep! That’s me! Get over it! ;o}

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    zeexenon  almost 6 years ago

    OK iff it’s everyone over 30, youngest first.

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    lagoulou  almost 6 years ago

    So many young people don’t seem to realize they will be old some day too!

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    lagoulou  almost 6 years ago

    I’m glad there aren’t any ice floes here in Southern Ontario…wouldn’t want to be set out on one..

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    anomalous4  almost 6 years ago

    I need that motto on a T-shirt for PJ.

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    garyperria  almost 6 years ago

    Amen!

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    Tentoes  almost 6 years ago

    I’m with you, Earl!

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    al.howard  almost 6 years ago

    “Old” is 10 years older than I am, and it’s a moving target.

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    swanridge  almost 6 years ago

    Do people on cell phones in comic strips talk to characters of other comic strips?

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    Jogger2  almost 6 years ago

    Reminds me of Governor “Doom and Gloom” Lamm in the 1980s.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 6 years ago

    Many of those who oppose seeking cures for old age base their opposition on the same concept.. that people wouldn’t die quickly enough based on other causes.

    Cold-hearted monsters.

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    hk Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Earl, you are living in a fantasy world. In truth, as of March 2018, active human euthanasia is legal in the Netherlands, Belgium, Colombia, Luxembourg, and Canada. Assisted suicide is legal in Switzerland, Germany, the Netherlands, and in the US states of Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Hawaii, Vermont, Montana, Washington DC, and California. A law legalizing euthanasia in the Australian state of Victoria will come into effect in mid-2019.

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    whenlifewassimpler  almost 6 years ago

    Probably some young little whippersnapper, who said it!

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    wiatr  almost 6 years ago

    I like the slogan. I’m going to memorise that.

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