Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 31, 2019

Pam, it could be worse. He could have bought the rights to the moon. Then instead of singing, he’d be mooning you.

♫Cliffshine on my shoulder♫

Ugh…

Here comes the Cliff, and I say…

No. Just no.

I can see Jimmy Cliff remixing this song: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…It’s gonna be a bright, sun-cliff-y day.”

“Cliffdown, you’d better take care, If I find you’ve been sneaking ’round my back stair.”

Cliffbathing? – I’ll pass.

Cliff thinks the Cliff rises and sets on him.

Somehow, “Do you know you are my Cliffshine” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

♫ I hate to see that evening cliff go down. ♫

He’s coming out tomorrow? As what?

As the Cliff still burns away (Ten Years After track).

I’d stick the business end of a phaser into Cliff’s pie hole, depress the trigger and only let go when the power cell ran dry.

“Let the Cliff shine, let the Cliff shine. The Cliff shine in….”Somehow it does not quite work.

“Cliffdown, you better take care, if I find you been creepin’ round my back stair…” Nope. Never singin’ that one again.

Kill him. No jury would convict.

CLIFFRISE! CLIFFSET!

Cliff is getting big enough to eclipse the Cliff.

Keep on the Cliffy side,

always on the Cliffy side

Keep on the Cliffy side of life

It will help us every day,

it will brighten all the way

If we’ll keep on the Cliffy side of life

If he wants to sing, he should use his Cliff notes.

I’ll never sunbathe again. Where’s my vitamin D bottle?

Kick him where the “Cliff doesn’t shine”

I hope this arc doesn’t last until next Cliffday…

Pam is so cute when she’s angry.

Smack ’em! Give ’em a hit in the head!

You are my Cliffshine, my only CliffshineYou make me happy, when skies are grayYou’ll never know dear, how much I love youPlease don’t take my Cliffshine away…NOPE!

Putting THAT ear worm in our heads first thing in the morning?

Too late, Cliff. I already renamed it Solzhinitzenbergson with the nickname Sol.

(puts on the pedantic hat) The name of our star is ‘Sol’, not ‘sun’ – sun is a generic noun for a star, especially one with planets. So, you can still say, ‘sunrise’, etc., but we are now part of the Cliffar System and local schools now have Cliffar panels for electricity assistance.

I’m surprised he could afford it.

I’ll bet we’re going to be seeing an e-Cliffs soon.

Please, lady. Punch him in the nose with both fists.

Elton John won’t like this. “Don’t let the Cliff g_ ….”

Geek that I am…“Sun” is not its name, like “Human” is not your name. The sun’s name is Sol. Our planet is in the Cliffar system. There should be a whole new set of puns arising from that fact (that I suspect 99% of us knew all along).

The song “When the Cliff goes down in Alabama” might be banned on general principles…

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