Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 04, 2019

Correct…

One of the most optimistic science fiction themes, the idea that other worlds must be better than ours.

By the way, it’s remarkably easy to ignore Kardashians and their ilk.

Forget those Kardashian’s it’s those trumps that have infested our planet

There’s what, three of them? Four, maybe?

Hardly an infestation.

They came for the bedbugs but found the planet infested with humans.

Bad reviews will keep aliens from invading, so that’s a good thing, isn’t it?

just as long as we manage to keep up with them

If you don’t look at magazine covers at the supermarket cash register, you probably won’t be bothered by them or the multiple divorces, affairs and vacations of other “celebrities” with too much time and money on their hands.

Well, the good news is that we won’t be getting many visitors…

Is there no antivirus we can take for Kardashianitis ?

Those cretins showed up on an old Star Trek rerun the other night. They called them “Cardassians,” but they still wanted to take over the universe, so they didn’t fool me. But they did make me think about that old short bit in Spaceballs, “Jews in Space.” How about “Armenians in Space” starring the Kardasians. Think about it. Probably a lot funnier than “Jews in Space.”

Well, what do you know, the Kardashians saved the Earth…

One star.

They forgot to mention Trump!

What is a Kardashian?

“… not the kind of place you want to invade.”

Oh well, you take the bad with the good, the good with the bad.

Of course, Earth had natural disasters long before any anthropogenic climate change, so we can’t take all the credit.

“Kardashians” is what Captain Pickard used to call the Cardassians after a few beers. The Cardassians were an extraterrestrial species introduced in the 1991 Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “The Wounded”. The species originated on the Alpha Quadrant planet Cardassia Prime, and was the dominant species in an interstellar empire known as the Cardassian Union during the 24th century. The Cardassians were a matriarchal species, and after their entire female ruling (and breeding) caste was thrown back in time to the 21st century during the revolt of their Bajoran slaves, the species went into decline and eventually lost the public’s interest.

And we just recently had the Earth sprayed…