Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 25, 2019

“Nothing a little medication won’t take care of.”

One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you

Don’t do anything at all

Go ask Alice

When she’s ten feet tall

—Jefferson Airplane

This is Calvin on a regular day. :)

“Yes … and reading Lewis Carroll before bedtime.”

No, it’s just Monday.

“Yes. That clock should be on the other wall”

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…

Mixing meds with Wild Berry Skittles.

Looks like Ralphie (I think that’s his name) has been mixing Harold’s meds too!

Sure beats drinking.

I’d expect that question to be asked by the girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Did you write them down? I’d be curious…

He got into Mother’s little helper.

Even Ralph is stoned.

He’ll take you up,He’ll bring you down.He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.He flies so high,He swoops so low.He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go.

He decided to stop taking his meds, and this is the result.

“When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead…” Welcome to 2019. Prescient, JA, prescient.

Jus leave me be, woman.