Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 21, 2019

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YAY, the bee tricks appear! :D

I love Bee Tricks, Beatrix, and her sweet peter pan collar.♥

Yay, an exclusive interview with Beatrix! I’m so excited!

That chart definitely belongs in the “Best of Pucky’s Chart” category.

Elvis still on the spot!

Hi Beatrix! Welcome! We’ve all waited a long time for you!

Just because of beauty, Julian of Norwich, patron saint of cats.

https://misticavita.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/juliana-de-norwich.jpg

“What would you like to tell our viewers, Beatrix?”

“Mew!”

Hahahahaha ROFL Georgia strikes again! I expected the name, but not the joke, which totally surprised me.

Not an actual photo? How disappointing. But surely someone, somewhere, must have photos of bees doing tricks on skateboards.

And I see Elvis has now changed out of his pajamas and is ready to face the day. The coffee worked.

FINALLY! Beatrix has her name. She is my spirit animal, so looking forward to her adventures I know and ones that will be new.

This is Beatrix’ ’I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille’ moment.

Bees have only two tricks I can think of right now. One is making honey and the other I don’t like at all.

Re Bee TricksCheck YouTube and search on “bees roll ball”.

The name is Bee-utifull.

What, a new kitten? Yay! When did they get it? What did I miss?

They found her in the snow several days ago.

Aww, I love Puck’s and Lupin’s matching smiles.

What’s the inspiration for naming the kitten? I’ll just ‘potter’ about, thinking on that…

Where’s Buzzy? Is he still tucked on Beatrix’s side or is that a blanket?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I always knew bees could do tricks! Just look at that, totally real, not an actual photo!

Everyone wanted it. We got it! Your BCN Team is first with an Exclusive interview with the new kitten Beatrix.

Those posers from BSN (Breaking Squirrel News) can go suck it!

Beatrix Potter was of course the great-(great-?)grand-aunt of Harry Potter.

I protest! Why, oh why is the bee not wearing a t-shirt that says “Skateboarding is not a crime!”? Opportunity missed for street bee cred.

“Blessed lady.” But Georgia is probably thinking of Beatrix Potter, the writer of Peter Rabbit.

How many syllables is Beatrix? I thought it was pronounced bee-ah-tricks, but the chart makes me think it’s bee-tricks.

More toe beans :D. <3

I went back to the beginning of the arc and can’t see Bea’s clothing. She was always covered in a scarf or towel. So wondering if that’s what she was wearing when rescued or did the boys just happen to have some female clothing in the wardrobe dept? I know that they’re boy scouts at heart but didn’t think that they’d be THIS prepared!! I don’t think they borrowed from Tabitha because of how future events unfold. any theories??

Happy Purrsday! So glad we can finally say the kitten’s name out loud. Can’t wait to see her get into mischief.

That bee’s got Madder Skillz than the July Bug!

From the ‘Not An Actual Photo’, the ‘X’ in Beatrix stands for X-Treeeeme!!!

“I tried the ‘Freeze Challenge’ earlier!! Didn’t finish – THIS time!!”

Bless the kittens and children

For in this world they are no fools

They are so cool!

Bless the kittens and children

For without them the world would be

Less joyous and free!

Bring them in

When the cold Void surrounds them

Give them love, wrap a scarf

All around them.

Bless the kittens and children

Give them shelter from the storm

Give them treats

Keep them warm.

Bring them in

When the cold Void surrounds them

Give them love, wrap a scarf

All around them.

Bless the kittens and children

Give them shelter from the storm

Give them treats

Keep them warm.

The Carpenters: Bless the Beasts and the Children

She will soon be revealed to be the Best Kitten Ever.

Off topic…..at the end of yesterday’s posts is a very nice intro from Aslan Balaur who has been furiously binge reading BCN from the beginning (“liking” comments along the way) and has now caught up to the present strip. Since posts that occur later in the day are often overlooked, I wanted to let everyone know in case you’d like to reply.

Apparently bees aren’t the only ones who know tricks, https://www.gocomics.com/fredbasset/2019/02/21

. . . you do NOT want to miss this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZS5cgybKcI&fbclid=IwAR2R0RZOc-i08PpXhuj7IZrNFpCqgxwd5LQwXBhWIS10f9bIgdj9tMoO2G8

From BBN (Breaking Bee News) Honey Westbee here reporting on the latest buzz: A kitten has been named in honor of our 10th annual ZZZZZZZ games. Skateboarder Queen Lizzzzz posed for cat reporter Puck’s famous chart.

I wonder if she will tell children’s stories when she grows up. Especially stories about a rabbit in Farmer McGregor’s garden.

ORBSTERS!!!*

Lady Kat’s dearest Paul has swelling coming back on his face. His oncologist had said the cancer was clear, but this swelling is in the same area & is growing.

Please help me pull them into the Mega Core! They need lots of boops, good karma, prayers, & warm wishes!!!

Our Kat♥Heart will do her best to keep us in the loop, either through Lady Bri, me, or her own posts.

I will repeat this post earlier tomorrow, so everyone knows.

Love, prayers & warm huggythingys!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Love Elvis’ half smirk. Yes he got the first interview. One question though, do cats never get names unless people give it to them? That would be so sad if that were the case so many ferals and strays with no names to call each other.

A true report today from the BEE-BEE-CEE:

“World’s biggest bee found alive”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47311186

Welcome to the Orb, Aslan!

Pretty sure the not-actually-photographed bee has a calendar-deficient bug friend

Beatrix Potter is a huge part of my childhood, I guess this is just one more step.

That bee is a bit more hipster than skater-bee, eh?

Beatrix is such a cutie. <3